Shrooms 

A fungus that grows from cow shit, and when you eat it, its like installing CCleaner into your brain and for a few months you end up depersonalized but eventually your operating system (Brain) Will recollect itself! 3-6 months usually. How will you clean your Operating system?

John- "Jeff, I just had like 10grams of Shrooms last month, still feeling like I am in a dream!"
Jeff- "Yo dude, thats just your brain getting back to normal, give it time.. you defragged your operating system!"

Shrooms by RandomSociopath101 August 25, 2015

Shrooms 

A drug from The Mushroom Kingdom. It makes you think that brown mushrooms want to kill you, dinosaurs still exist, and bashing your head into blocks gives you coins. Wtf.

"Mario's been taking some shrooms"

Shrooms by TOAD!!!!!!! April 30, 2019

shrooms 

Natural food of the species "n00fieus canadius", which is predominatley found in Newfoundland, Canada.

"S'on da go, byze?"

"A fat pounda shrooms."

"It's... on... da... gank!"

shrooms by not the jack, nope. not the jack at all... April 27, 2003

shrooms 

just another thing that losers use to escape from reality
its illegal and fucking lame, so dont do it
straightedge is the way to live, literally, if u want to stay alive go straightedge

kids, just stay away from shrooms

shrooms by just this girl July 10, 2006

shrooms 

a type of mushroom that makes you go craaazy

OMG that dude is acting like he is on shrooms

shrooms by Uncle Georgie April 2, 2009

Shrooms 

A drug so fucking trippy, me and my friends thought we were in an episode of Balamory

Friend: Hey man, I'm fucked on these shrooms. Where are we?

Me: Urrr... No clue man, but I think, man... That's Josie Jump's house man.

Shrooms by BennisMSI February 18, 2009

Shrooms 

Bad drugs.

He ate shrooms today. He looked dazed.

Shrooms by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018