Vince Shlomi

Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill

Why did God take away Billy Mays, but leave this asshole Vince Shlomi?

The wrong kid died!

by Echo Boomer89 July 10, 2009

Shlomo Sixt

A useless car rental company in Israel where all of their cars are falling apart.

"I rented a Mazda 5 from Shlomo Sixt in Israel, the piece of shit was missing to hub caps , one rear view mirror and one seat belt. The sales person told me, you dont need hub caps, they fall off anyway" Useless Sixt!

by Sharone B January 28, 2009

Shlomo-The-Homo

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.

"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."

by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005

Shomari

n-A person who's skilled in multiple areas, and can kick ass.

Dude, that's guy's a fucking Shomari. I haven't seen those bullies since he "talked" to them.

by The Man of Many Fists July 19, 2011

shlomby

The air, sometimes confused with methane, expelled from a man's penis.

As Julie and I embraced each other, I met her delicate queef with a juicy shlomby.

by El Poopo November 9, 2003

Shlomi

a very cool dude with pretty green eyes

Shlomi is very cool

by amyz_o February 21, 2021

Sherome

Delicious, stinky fish.

Back in my day, they called fish "sherome". Ah yes.. good times.

by Bob Esserfoot April 1, 2004