Shop buddy

Like a fuck buddy, except used by bitches for shopping instead. Shop buddies do have the ability to upgrade into fuck buddies; however this is very rare.

I hate carrying her bags. Why do I have to be her shop buddy?

by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010

Shop shop

Phrase said by swedish boy and irish boy playing minecraft

Run quick, shop shop

by Mr_Universe August 16, 2019

shop floor lighting

when a room or a place is really really bright

'oh my god, its like shop floor lighting in here!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

Shop block

(v) Preventing someone from shopping.

(n) The person who prevents someone from shopping, or the act of preventing someone from shopping

I was supposed to go shopping with her, but she didn't show up until after the store closed. It was such a shop block.

I wanted to buy a scarf that she hated so she totally shop blocked me.

by Architect of Destruction November 23, 2010

shop hopping

To go from store to store in search of great prices and good products

I shop hop for organic food to stay in my budget. I shop at 3 different grocery stores. I like shop hopping to save money.

by Mshealthycanbegood May 28, 2016

Shop Vac

A powerful vacuum used to clean up large messes

Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!

by SlopNChop September 26, 2018

Shop hand

A person who works in a shop often ask to work on shit nobody else wants to. Often call a slab rat. low man on a totempole that makes sue everyone elses shit is right but gets no credit what so ever for it.

Man we are really busy good thing we have these shop hands working day and night to get shit out the door.

by j hawk August 31, 2010