shoewanker 

A person who indulges in self love over a pair of shoes.

They may have a foot or shoe fetish.

Potentially linked to submissive behaviour or practices, including CBT

Just uploaded a photo of my new shoes and the shoewankers have found it already

shoewanker by curveyredhoney December 4, 2015

Shumaker 

Great people outlaws

Those Shumaker s are fun

Shumaker by Dtwyf October 25, 2018

shoemakered up 

Many levels past drunk, drinking everyone elses alcohol, and talking to invisible people. You also need to blow far, far beyond the legal limit of 0.08 to achieve this level of impairment. Being a Shoemaker means being verbally loud and nonsensical, whistling loudly, and spilling liquor out of your nose.

He just fell head first into the beer fridge. He's all Shoemakered up!

shoemakered up by Tine1144 February 12, 2022

shemake 

The modern phenomenon or remaking beloved movies with an entirely female cast. Furthering the creative bankruptcy of Hollywood under the guise of female empowerment.

Ocean's 8 is nothing new. It's just a shemake of Ocean's 11.

shemake by Grimtooth December 30, 2017

Shewmaker 

Slang term for a high and tight haircut, usually a 0 around the sides and a 1 on top, blended nicely.

When entering BoRics - "Give me a Shewmaker, and make it quick...."

Shewmaker by Bainer January 18, 2009

Snowmaker

Slang; A derogatory word for the male genital area.

Chris was kicked in the snowmaker for cheating on his girlfriend.

Snowmaker by Shilito January 23, 2012

shitmaker 

a person who causes trouble.

That idiot starts fights all the time! What a shitmaker!

shitmaker by funny fellas January 13, 2014