smegma breath

Bad breath caused by the continuous huffing of uncut, unclean cock.

That cock huff-er over there sure the fuck has some kicking smegma breath.

by CATHAIL September 14, 2006

smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.

That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

by The michael of all michaels May 21, 2007

smegmaphile

a person who enjoys oral sex with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "dick cheese."

She said, "Nothing tastes better than cleaning out a hot guy's dick cheese." That makes her a smegmaphile.

by krustydude August 19, 2009

SMEGMA MALE

Another way to say sigma male

“Stop being a smegma male”

by BigChokolate July 16, 2021

smegma fountain

A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.

The smegma fountain was much more impressive than the Coke and Mentos mixture.

by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011

smegmapult

when you accumulate a ton of smegma, reach down and get a sludge-chunk with your hand, and flip-kick it soccer style at someone.

Yooo, he deadass just stripped buckass naked and used the smegmapult on John.

by Rod Biggleton March 6, 2019

Smegmavenger

One who avenges a comrade whose smegma has been stolen. When your friend has had his smegma stolen, you must re-obtain it and return it to him promptly.

The smegmavenger got my smegma back!

by Poopshoemagoo June 1, 2019