Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020

Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.

1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.

by Freissner January 2, 2009

shitstorm

1) storm full of shit
2) to describe something as messy or convoluted

1) LOOK AT THAT SHITSTORM!!!
2) Your room is a shitstorm.

by Orediku June 7, 2018

Shitstorm

When shit literally falls from the sky

Will: holy fuck there's shit everywhere
Bill: yeah, there was a shitstorm yesterday

by Ebehejrjjdj September 14, 2022

Canadian Shitstorm

When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.

I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Shitstorm

The releasing of so much crap out of your rectum, you make a shit hurricane into the toilet bowl, that is how you get a Shitstorm.

I just had a shitstorm.
There are stains on the toilet from the shitstorm.

by Oldscouterza March 25, 2025

Shitstorm

Horrible events that happen in the same time frame as one another. One after the other.

That simple traffic stop turned into a shitstorm!

by Spikespeigle February 11, 2019