German Seesaw

A sexual position involving the male sitting on a bed, chair, or other flat surface, with the woman on top. In one of her hands, she holds a self-pleasuring device a couple inches below her rectum. As she drops off the man's penis, she falls onto the device. Upon lifting off the device, she is back on the man, thus the seesaw-like motion.

Addendum: Having a second male can substitute device.

After exhausting typical positions, the young trio decided to attempt the german seesaw.

by Dustin DeWynn August 27, 2010

Kansas City Seesaw

A sexual position in which one invites another over to their home to have sex. Once they arrive, however, the first person throws hot soup in their face. Then the victim's entire extended family jumps out from the other room and screams. The victim is then chased down the block by the first person and is killed.

Person 1: Hey, wanna come over later for some sex? I made some seafood bisque too, incase you're hungry!
Person 2: What? Do you think I'm stupid? I can smell a Kansas City Seesaw a mile away!

by Gill T. February 5, 2010

polish seesaw

when someone is having a threesome and the girl goes in the middle while one guy shoves it up the coochie and the other guy rams the ass while the girl goes back and forth

dude i just did a polish seesaw last night, it was magical

by bloody vibrator January 16, 2014

Squeaky Seesaw

A variant of the Eiffel Tower, instead of high fiving over the bitch, you both roll in opposite directions causing her to flip onto her back, after which you alternate thrusts, much like you alternate moving on a seesaw.

Our teacher was such a TILF, me and my friend absolutely had to bend her over and give her a squeaky seesaw in the middle of class.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

Bristol Seesaw

When 2 large men both gang up on a beta male, then they brutally pleasure him

I just Bristol Seesaw both your mum, i mean your dad, lets be politically correct here

by Your local Bristol seesaw January 25, 2022

The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!

shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!

by daras1 March 17, 2005

The Seesaw

A sex position where the man sits with the woman on top of his hard cock and pressed up against him. The womans hands are behind her on his thighs and she bounces up and down on his cock and then he thrusts it into her deep, taking turns.

Sally: John and I had a fun time on the seesaw last night.

by KswaG March 29, 2007