Jean Seam

Those lines that appear along the sides of your legs after you take off skinny jeans.

*in the changing room*
Girl one: Oh wow look at my jean seams.
Girl two: Don't buy two sizes too small next time. It doesn't make you look thinner.

by VBKarma March 23, 2011

lip on seam

When you get a coffee from an establishment (Tim Hortons) and you would like the open/sipping part of the lid to be placed on the seam of the cup. This prevents the seam of the cup from impeding the seal of the lid causing the coffee to spill on you.

Hi I will get an extra large double double "lip on seam" please.

by jaslan September 15, 2011

seam

cotton mouth. came from abbreviation c. m., which blended together.

man, seams bad asf rn

by pacertester November 21, 2021

teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.

“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”

by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021

Busting at the seams

A step up from bursting at the seams. Can be used to describe intense laughter.

Dude after you made that joke I was legit busting at the seams.

by Sheriff_LaCombe June 20, 2022

seaming nonce

A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled

“She such a seaming nonce, can’t stand her”

by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021

Overloading Seam

When you suck the homies balls in no nut November and make him fail on purpose

Dude its no nut November don't Overloading Seam me

by SupButtercup420 November 9, 2021