Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"

by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012

scrote shrinking

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

by srstein January 25, 2021

Scrote Coating

The act of rubbing one's testicles over the entire surface area of an object.

Zach: Let's trick-or-treat at Blake's house.
Luke: I wouldn't eat candy from his house, because I saw him scrote coating some chocolate bars yesterday.

by Lubzgroup November 6, 2012

scrote bite

A forceful bite to a man's scrotum in an act of anger.

I'm so mad at my boyfriend for reading my texts and looking through my computer. He deserves a scrote bite!

by funatwork14 March 28, 2014

Scrote Roll

An effort to be inconspicuous when scratching one's scrotum. A scrote roll is a very fast, very effective way to stop an itching sensation by grasping the itchy area with the thumb and forefinger, and sliding them in opposite directions, thus creating a rolling effect.

Hey Roger, 3 scrote rolls in one hour? You totally have crotch crickets.

by psuedonympho February 15, 2013

Scrote Milk

Where cow milk comes from a cow, seal milk from a seal, and goat milk from a goat, the origin of scrote milk is from deep within the cores of a man's ballsack. Also known as semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, nutter butter, etc. albeit with less of a nutritional nuance.

You look a little protein deficient. How about a nice, tall glass of scrote milk?

by Al Jizzeera September 10, 2014

Scrote Coat

A leather Coat or jacket that looks like it has been tailored Using Scrotums.

Dude: Innes and Mark are going out tonight On the pull.

Friend: Bet they wearing their Scrote Coats?

by Gavhay April 29, 2010