Sanitizer Stinger

When you use Sanitizer as lube your fucking dick stings because god is dead.
Its also really good for some CBT.

Yo last night Jamie told me to put sanitizer on my dick becuase it makes "great lube" turns out im fucking retarded and i fell for the sanitizer stinger

by Justtrash21 November 08, 2019

Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

by grimygirl October 04, 2017

high from hand sanitizer

When you sniffed too much hand sanitizer you get real high, I can't stop laughing and then eventually you realize your high so that you stop acting like your high cuz you know your high.

Shhhh..... Laugh laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😃😄😅😆😂😃😄😅😆

Hey are you good bro

Yes I just inhell too much hand sanitizer

Nice bro so ur high from hand sanitizer

by Weirdo Chlo September 18, 2020

100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.

100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024

Sanitization

Act of thoroughly cleaning the anal area with bleach or other liquid

Girl, I had the nastiest poo last night. I had a hard core session of sanitization.

by TJandE July 16, 2020

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 10, 2019