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Samoan Blowback

This is where a man will put his penis inside his/her anal cavity blocking off any gases trying to escape (this often works better when the reciever is ill). Once the recipient can no longer hold their fart in, the man replaces the penis with his mouth allowing the very acidic fart to spray into his mouth causing blistering and swelling at the back of the throat. Some people choose to deficate into the mouth afterwards to ensure infection. This act became popular and mainstream in the 90s.
Fancy a Samoan blowback?

Only if you promise to shit in my mouth afterward, I wouldn't mind a day off school.
by Mirko Mirko December 9, 2010
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Samoan Peso

A sexual move. One person holds a clear glass plate over their own face while the partner shits onto the plate. The move is said to be sexually arousing for the "taker" bc they like to watch their partner's butthole dialate.
Sarah and I were getting freaky last night, we were going to do the dishes anyways so I gave her a samoan peso first.
by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008
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Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
Samoan Battle Cannons

similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting

or

Lunchbag Drenching
by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009
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Samoan Fire Dance

When someone with a male genital sticks the end of a match in their urethra, then whips his dick against the match box to strike the match to get it set on fire, and then dances around whipping his dick until the fire enters his urethra
Matt; Yo man did you see that Samoan fire dance last night?
Ethan; Yeah dude that was sick but I hope Chris' dick is alright
by EthanMac32 June 13, 2018
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samoan shakedown

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money
A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead
by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014
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Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.
Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.
by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007
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Samoan Dinner

A meal big enough to feed all of Africa. There is only one meal big enough to feed a Samoan.
A Samoan dinner is a really big meal.
by Hong kong fewy September 2, 2017
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