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gay russian roulette 

is when a guy is blind folded and brought into a circle that contains 3 gay men and 3 women. once inside the circle, all the participant rotate clockwise until the blind folded guy stays stop. whoever is in front of the the blind folded guy has to give him a blow job. Could be a gay guy could be a a woman!
Sean: Whats up with that new guy at the gym wanting to hang out with you? I heard he maybe gay.

Alex: Thats fine, I don't mind as long as he doesn't anything funny or make me play gay russian roulette with him!
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urbandictionary russian roulette 

You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.
Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'

Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'

Mike: 'chode.'

Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'

Ghetto Russian Roulette 

A variation of Russian Roulette played when a gun is in-accessible in which a knife and your fingers are used. You spread your fingers on a table and stab between the spaces between them, increasing the speed and power of the stab after every pass. You lose when you want to or you lose a finger.
"Let's play Ghetto Russian Roulette! stab stab stab.....10 seconds later....... OW! hey dude can you help me find my finger?

Reverse Russian Roulette 

Russian Roulette, except 5 chambers are filled with bullets, and one chamber is empty.

Ya get it?

The empty chamber is the one you DON’T want.
Person: what if 2020 is a trailer for 2021?

Other person: Who wants to play a game of Reverse Russian Roulette?

expir-russian roulette 

(transmogrification of expiration)A game of chance where one covers or ignores the expiration date on any refrigerated food out of intense hunger.
I was so hungry last night that I played expir-russian roulette with those ancient smokey links.

Louisiana-Russian Roulette

Drinking game with several friends.
Half of the shots are a Shot from Hell (half Tabasco half vodka) and the other half are water and Tabasco.
You don't know which one you're drinking.

Tabasco is made in Louisiana and Vodka is made in Russia.

Watch out! Alcohol makes it burn worse.
Drunk Kid: Hey lets play Louisiana-Russian Roulette!

Everyone Else: Thats a terrible idea.

Rectal Russian Roulette 

It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!