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abigeus rustler

Abigeus Rustler is fine, well educated, wealthy but modest gentleman, who speaks and acts as if he was a lower class. He does not want to impress women by his status and education, as he wants to get their sincere reaction to his appearance and personality.
He was typical Abigeus Rustler. I fell in love with him believing he was a taxi driver, but he had masters in molecular biology , bustard!
by konjokradica June 1, 2017
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RUSL

Rolling Up Stairs Laughing

Similar to ROFL (Rolling on floor laughing), RUSL is used to respond to the next level of humour.
RUSL should only be used for special occasions when something is amazingly funny, otherwise its strength and impact will be lessened considerably.
"<insert mindblowingly funny statement here, too funny to be reproduced for a definition here>"
"RUSL!"
by Chris' Sister November 25, 2007
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Kevin Rudolf

Kevin Rudolf is a musician famous for his hit Let it Rock but also has several other hits such as Welcome to the World. His album In the City has a diverse selection of genres including pop, blues, and rock. One of the freshest artists in the current pop scene.
Joey is known to dance pathetically to Kevin Rudolf music.
by Hershey400 May 18, 2009
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New Year's resolution

n: An assessment of, and often delusional attempt to correct, one's shortcomings. Typically made on a day that is arbitrary except that it begins a new year on the standard Gregorian Calendar. Given the arbitrary nature of the date and the sudden change of lifestyle demanded by most resolutions, it should not be surprising that most resolutions are abandonded by the start of the next year. Fortunately the next New Year gives a person the opportunity to make the same resolution again.
A common New Year's resolution: get fit, get thin, get hot, get laid.

A common outcome: stay out of shape, stay fat, stay ugly, masturbate.
by ScabNainz January 19, 2006
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Are your jimmies rustled?

jimmies – feelings / thoughts / ego
rustled – hurt / disturbed
unrustled – peaceful / calm

As per Know Your Meme, the expression originated from 4chan in late 2010, and is used by trolls to "convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums".

The expression is an alternate form of "u mad bro?".
Victim: What the heck is your problem!?
Troll: Are your jimmies rustled?
Victim: ...What is this I don't even
Troll: *trollface*
by AgentRev December 18, 2012
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Ruslana

Ruslana is a beautiful girl that pulls every gender ,she doesn’t like a lot of people because she can tell who’s real and who’s fake. She wins every fight by scaring kids off.
Ayy you hear about that fine ass girl Ruslanas fight?’

Yuh ruslana really messed her up,ay yo there she is

Look at that asss though
by Roseyrosey11 February 13, 2019
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new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.
"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"
by Asshat December 31, 2004
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