The Rosebud is a stealthy maneuver preformed in a ninja like
fashion. As you approach your
target you turn your
hand into a thumbs-up formation and deploy with the tip of the thumb thrusting towards the anus while simultaneously yelling Rosebud.
Hey Rick, the funniest thing happened yesterday. I was at the supermarket and the
wife sent me back to grab something she forgot and as I caught up she was at the other end of the aisle bent right over looking shelf and give her the Rosebud. I yelled Rosebud so
fucking loud and she screamed just as loud. Then moments later I heard Rosebud yelled out from a few aisles over followed by a spine tingling scream, then a
man'
s voice says " oh fuck, I thought you were my wife."