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Romantic Cynic 

Someone who realizes that the world is crap yet still holds true to their ideals, sense of honor, and optimism.
Guy 1: Why'd you give that homeless guy your change, he's just going to blow it on booze.

Guy 2: Yeah, you're probably right....but either way he'll be happy

Guy 1: God you are such a Romantic Cynic

romantic gesture 

as simple as it sounds. a kiss, a passionate hug or any other act may be thought to be a romantic gesture.
- hey! what are you doing?!
- i just wanted to give you a romantic gesture.
romantic gesture by phlegmat September 22, 2005

Romantic sarcasm 

When a person (usually a love interest) expresses affection sarcastically.
Romantic sarcasm in old couples:

Boy: Do you love me??
Girl: No :o
Romantic sarcasm by Peony Seaslug December 17, 2016

Romantic Bro 

someone who you kinda have feelings for (and they have feelings for you), but one party doesn't want to commit to a relationship. alas, you remain romantic bros -- basically the name for that weird stage in between friends and dating.
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: I like you too
Person 1: Wanna date?
Person 2: I would, but the thought of committing to a relationship freaks me out
Person 1: Ah, gotcha. Romantic bros?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Romantic bros!
Romantic Bro by swaggy bagel December 10, 2019

Romantic Intervention 

A Romantic Intervention is often made around 11pm, and usually from a bathroom.. and is done when a person desperately calls or text messages the person he/she hopes to receive the romantic intervention from in an insane effort to head off a possibly catastrophic but now unavoidable sexual situation.. Romantic Interventions are desperately futile and most are made when the person needing intervention is hopelessly trapped and often in their underwear.
(rrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg)!PPPPlease pick up Paula......i need a Romantic intervention...fast!
Romantic Intervention by DaynaS March 20, 2008

Romantic Interlude 

A short romantic or sexual meeting or relationship
Me and my sweety always met in the city for our romantic interludes.
Romantic Interlude by bkshiv June 27, 2018