The phenomenon that occurs when someone is trying to open a car door while someone else is trying to unlock the door at the same, resulting in a still locked door. Followed by repeated attempts and pointing and laughing.
Person waiting for the door to unlock: Hey Rick, unlock the door already, you bastard.
Person with the keys: I would, if you kept your crab covered hand off the handle and stopped lockblocking me.
Person with the keys: I would, if you kept your crab covered hand off the handle and stopped lockblocking me.
by Bort125 December 14, 2010
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when a guy or girl gets cock blocked by a dog barking, whining, scratching or any other distracting/annoying behavior. particularly when its only problem is that it's just more of attention hound than you are.
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Get the Cockblocking coalition mug.Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004
Get the cockblocker mug.1 Someone who cannot stop being a cockblock, and seems to have a man-crush on one of their friends who they cockblock, or someone who is unhappy with their situation so they want to make their friends suffer by cockblocking them.
2 Someone who seems to cockblock everybody all of the time for no apparent reason.
2 Someone who seems to cockblock everybody all of the time for no apparent reason.
by anononononomyous December 27, 2008
Get the cockblockatron mug.A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.
Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
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