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rocheen

n. a crazy jamaician
Did you here about the Rocheen that killed her husband and fed him to the dog?
by yolObrown December 31, 2008
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Rochelle

Rochelle is quite simply put the girl of everyone's dreams. She has everything: the looks, the wit, and, most importantly, the kind heart. Looking into her eyes has been known to place some men under hypnosis and her smile may temporarily cause weakness in the knees. Her excellent sense of humour makes her an absolute pleasure to be around and brings out the best of even what may have otherwise been an uncomfortable situation. No documented cases of bad times exist in the presence of Rochelle. Her calm and accepting nature can put almost anyone at ease. This most exciting lady never says no to an adventure and is always up for a challenge; however, she claims to be an excellent driver, but this is yet to be proven. Her kind and pure soul is recognised the world over as people of all corners of the globe recognise that this is a truly delightful person to be around. As the kindest and most caring person in any room, you will never feel alone while with Rochelle. Any guy who is lucky enough to call her his girlfriend is a very lucky man indeed and should forever be grateful of this very special opportunity.
Guy 1: Wow did you see that girl?

Guy 2: Yeah she's cool, but she's no Rochelle.
by LiefieG September 9, 2021
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Rochelle

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1. A graceful creature attributed to myths and legends from the sea: sometimes resembling a sea nymph. Alternate forms include a small green frog.

2. A stormy day

3. A wondrous girl. Intelligent, curious, creative and adventurous

Silly and romantic, can be found laughing on most occasions. Rochelles are fond of happy, wise and curious people.

Rochelles are known to hide under bed covers. Can be coaxed out with friendship or cinnamon.

Rochelles sometimes emit loud sounds in public places, usually resembling a laugh.

If properly taken care of, a Rochelle will reward you with laughter, music, and companionship. Rochelles make excellent partners in crime.

If you want to repel a Rochelle, mix equal parts vodka and liver, cook for 20 minutes. Rub mixture over your body, avoiding eye area. Let dry
"Ah, yes. I knew a Rochelle once. She was the most wondrous thing that ever happened to me. But I was a young man then. A young, foolish man..." -from the ancient stories of Urban
by UrbanKeeper February 7, 2010
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Rochester, NY

A small, crime-infested city located in upstate New York, sandwiched between Buffalo and Syracuse, and now seems to get more snow than both of them combined thanks to global fucking warming. Used to be a fairly ok town thanks to Kodak and Xerox, but since Kodak went belly up and Xerox is about as relevant as Meghan McCain’s asshole, the only thing left to do for employment is to work for one of the soul-stealing, “we’re so awesome we shit gold bricks” URMC hospitals or their 20,000 satellite locations, or be a drug-dealer on Lyle Avenue or Avenue D.

We also have a mayor I guess, I dunno, her name is Lovely and she’s mostly known for pulling a disappearing act during blizzards and for owning approximately 587 pairs of glasses, which she rotates daily. Sometimes twice daily.

The only street in the actual downtown area where you don’t have to be constantly looking over your shoulder and have a finger on your pepper spray is Park Avenue.

Everything and everyone else has fled to the suburbs.

Only other thing this shit-stain of a town has going for it is Mt. Hope Cemetary, if you’re into gothic noir and wandering a badass fuckin’ graveyard with tombs as big as Ford F-150s, and Lake Ontario, which is an actual Great Lake; not as big as Superior but not as gross as Erie.

Oh yeah, we’re also mostly known for garbage plates, so have one of those if you want diarrhea for 3 days and swollen eyes from all the sodium you just injected.
RIT Douchebag #1: hey man, isn’t it great that we live in Rochester, NY?

RIT Douchebag #2: Sorry bro I can’t hear you, my ears just got shot off by that 12 year-old.
by NY At Heart Kate April 22, 2021
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new port richey

A sorry excuse for a "city" that is located on Florida's west coast, twenty miles north of Clearwater. This hellhole is comprised of retirees, sluts and white trash. Recreational activities include going to Wal-Mart Supercenter (there are two), going to redneck bars, or going to Tampa. New Port Richey will ruin you if you stay for too long.
New Port Richey: If the drivers don't kill you, the sun will!
by hayw00d February 16, 2005
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Rochester Hills, Michigan

Rochester Hills Michigan.. a peaceful little town in south-east Michigan.. Most Teens In this town go to either Rochester High School.. Stoney Creek High School or Rochester Adams High School.. being a mostly Average mid-western White, Republican, Christian town.. consisting of all the social classes from kids living in the TP to kids in the fancy houses on the north side of town.. at times things can get a little awkward.. trouble around Rochester Hills is mainly started by pure boredom.. there are few things to do around Rochester Hills.. the list devised of things to do in Rochester

1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs

4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general

6 things to do... Pity..
Let's go to Rochester Hills, Michigan I need to be bored!
by Tokin'Owlman November 2, 2010
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Rochelle

Pretty,smart,funny,random. The girl who look clam and quiet, but really she is CRAZY as hell and very hyper. A awesome best friend and a awesome taste in music. She a girl who really really really love her boyfriend(who cant shut the f*** up about it). Rochelle is the girl who don't give a damn what she do. She is very nice just don't get her mad,other than that you will soo love her.
Boy: "She is so pretty,but she is crazy and very random."
Girl: "Well she has awesome taste in music she must be a Rochelle."
by rawryrawrrawr March 5, 2011
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