River is the "crow " God that guides sakuratists. He usually is depicted as a blood crow, or all-seeing eye.
Ever since John became a sakuratist, all he talks about now is how River helps him and enlightens him.
by Aokisakura September 8, 2017
A sweet, smart and enchanting person. They seem confident and extra but inside they're all soft and have things they don't mention. They're dark skinned, dark eyes and have dark hair but have a light aura of an angel. They will make you instantly fall for them with their gorgeous face and amazing body and style. Keep them and never let go.
by Anonymous an I oop August 29, 2019
Bro 1: The river was fucking awesome, bro
Non-Bro: It's a lake
Bro 2: Yeah, the river was the shit with your new boat, bro
Non-bro: It's a LAKE
Bro 1: We should hit up the river again next weekend
Non-bro: It was lake-FUCKING-Elsinore!!!
Non-Bro: It's a lake
Bro 2: Yeah, the river was the shit with your new boat, bro
Non-bro: It's a LAKE
Bro 1: We should hit up the river again next weekend
Non-bro: It was lake-FUCKING-Elsinore!!!
by non-brozerker July 1, 2009
a place in the desert aka the coachella valley that have nothing else to do so they go there and make drama.
it consists of old people who are retired everyday except friday because on friday nights you'll see a whole bunch of wannabe scene kids and wannabe gangsters.
everyone looks the same : either in skinny jeans & vans & really fake extensions, hollister, or baggy shirts, shorts, nikes, etc are what people are in most of the time. most people who live out here are rich.
it consists of old people who are retired everyday except friday because on friday nights you'll see a whole bunch of wannabe scene kids and wannabe gangsters.
everyone looks the same : either in skinny jeans & vans & really fake extensions, hollister, or baggy shirts, shorts, nikes, etc are what people are in most of the time. most people who live out here are rich.
(myspace bulletin)
Subject: River?
Body:Whose going to the river ? i'm really bored, does anyone wanna go with me ? there's nothing else to do.
Subject: River?
Body:Whose going to the river ? i'm really bored, does anyone wanna go with me ? there's nothing else to do.
by ilahyou September 25, 2008
A highschool/area in Virginia. also known as the hood. known for their sports teams and their black peoples.
by Kable59 February 21, 2008
River you ask?? It’s time you know about this amazing person from the Doll eye community. River is the biggest Daddy and possibly the person with the most discord kittens on earth. It is the Leader of the famous Cult named “balls gang” that has been known around for their raids. River Zaddy only has eyes for Mystery and Fizzy Wizzy (Helluva Boss). Anyway River is an amazing person (and a massive simp/daddy).
by Golden_Amara October 29, 2022
One names their child "River" when one is fingered by a gorilla, is destroyed by a Ses, impregnated by an animal, and during the 9 month duration of the pregnancy, has her snatch licked by a girl named Kris, who some believe might have a penis.
by San/Hulk December 22, 2008