River

The ugliest faggot you will ever meet worst bad at everything especially at baseball and very stubborn will meet no one cares about him and has no friends,and the tiniest dick in the world

River is a faggot

by Gets alot of puss November 29, 2018

Rivering

Verb; The act of flipping your coat over your head while making a sad face like a pouty little bitch. Made famous by quarterback Phillip Rivers, think of it as his version of tebowing!

Did you see Earl? He's in the corner Rivering cause I've been smashing him all day in Madden!

by Mellow D January 13, 2014

The River

a place where kids in the Cochella Valley hang out because there is practically nothing to do here.

usually now overcrowed with little kids who look like little whores, hxc kids, or emos.

on a friday night.

girl one: "hmm so going to the river tonight?"
girl two: "yeah i guess what else is there to do?"

by Zoé ™ December 28, 2005

rivered

In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.

I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.

by The Man May 10, 2004

Rivers

The most amazing boyfriend ever. He is sweet, good looking, and talented.

"I'm dating Rivers"
"Really?! You're so lucky!"

by Nichole R. October 19, 2008

rivered

The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)

3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...

by n00b August 8, 2004

The River

The fifth and last card turned in No Limit Texas Hold'em, Usually followed with the words "Fuck" or "Mise"

I had the four card flush and i hit the 5th club on the river and i was like "MISE!" until i saw he had the full house so i quicky followed with "Fuck!"

by Steve November 14, 2003