Retired AntiHero

A person, usually involved with MMOORPG, that has said more than enough of his fair share of ridiculous comments, sold accounts, gave up, watched a partner die, possibly in some sort of crime drama situation, but is now back to defend himself, and his honor.

"I thought that guy quit playing MMOORPG's?"

"that's Retired AntiHero.... he never quits until justice is done."

by surface22 April 18, 2008

retired

When your tired one day and your tired again the next. This is called being retired.

I was tired yesterday and i'm retired today.

My friend is retired,he has been his laying on his couch for two days straight.

by punkybruster17 July 11, 2010

Retired gamer

Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.

Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."

by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010

Retirement Beard

A bead grown soon after retirement

I'm quitting my job and growing a retirement beard just like David Letterman.

by Stylecouncler September 17, 2018

retirement dog

A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.

My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.

by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018

Retired

the one time in your life that you actually get a break.

Yay im retired time to sleep for the next 15 years.

by reeeeeeee.exe October 2, 2019

Retirement Lord

An Argentine diver who made a fake retirement after missing an important penalty against Chile. He cried and retired after the match. He is a shame of Argentina but most of his fans said that's Higuain's fault although he had scored more goals than him in KO Stage of Copa America 2016.

Retirement Lord is a Penaltian, who loves to miss penalty and retire.

by I love Mobile Legend March 4, 2021