retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

Retardical

Retardical means something that is soo retarded! It is something or an act of some kind that is extremely stupid, retarded, idiototic, ridciulous, dumb, etc.

retarded stupid retardical idiototic ridciulous dumb

by JL<>Loove July 31, 2010

retardicon

a retarded robot or retarded computer

Nerd 1: The Monitor fro the Halo series is a retardicon

Nerd 2: totally

by mojitoman December 28, 2007

retardican

a member of the republican party who believes that there way is the only way, they can do no wrong, are always right, and generally will push their view until they cause the end of the world.

I tried talking to that Retardican about politics, but their view was so one sided.

by P. Goodman November 16, 2007

Retardick

A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.

Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

retarible

adj. 1)Something so retarded it's horrible
2) Something so horrible it's retarded

We got so drunk last night it was retarible.

by Joekirr January 3, 2008

Retardical

A act of retardedness that is so retarded it is purely radical.

*Man shits on car cuz fuck
Dammmn that was retardical

by Pornokingkonggong April 4, 2015