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Restonfarian

A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.
Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.

Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008
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Restore The Broken

Hey, let's go watch Restore The Broken play at that old church.
by AGuyNamedJerry July 9, 2022
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resting my eyes

The phrase you say when your are falling asleep on the couch and someone tells you not to fall asleep. You should explain why you are "resting your eyes" so it is more believable.
Wife - "Hey, don't fall asleep it is early, we need to get stuff done."

Husband - "Oh I'm not, I'm just resting my eyes, I sat infront of the computer all day at work."
(5 MIN LATER)
Husband - zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
by Mohammed April 5, 2005
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Resting cunt face

One step up from resting bitch face.

Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.

This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
Ann Coulter has a resting cunt face. I just want to punch her.
by Princess Amy's Peasant January 31, 2018
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resonutually

1. A word used to give an alternative, or another opinion. A synonym for but; however; even though
Most teachers are over 30, resonutually Jessica's teacher is 27.
by Micatherinourtnella November 17, 2016
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responsibiliweiser

Doing adult things when you're shitfaced.
"The ole Responsibiliweiser kicked in after the tequila was gone so I wrote some checks for my student loans, backed up my hard drive, then finally started replacing those missing shingles" I gurgled through a mouth full of blood to the ER doctor.
by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017
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restent

Sleepy doesn't have 3.5k. What a restent.
by Restless19 April 21, 2019
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