Resting-grinch-face

A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.

Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.

by On the Buses February 20, 2018

Resting Bitch Face

Someone - usually female, but sometimes male - whose intended expressionless (i.e. "resting") face actually appears mean, grumpy or angry.

The Resting Bitch Face poster girl is Victoria Beckham, AKA Posh Spice. The Resting Bitch Face poster boy is Kanye West.

by Ed Ukator November 16, 2018

resting diarrhea face

The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.

Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.

by JugsRedAss May 25, 2018

Resting Dick Face

The more manly version of resting bitch face.

Man Donald sure must be upset for he has Resting Dick Face.

by Breaking_Sad November 17, 2016

Resting Dad Face

The face a dad makes toward his kids no matter his emotions

That guy definitely has resting dad face

by Rebel king December 10, 2020

resting asshole face

A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Nah, he's just got a resting asshole face, he's actually really cool

by fettfri_skyr September 17, 2015

resting bliss face

when somebody maintains a smile or smirk on their face at all times, even when they're not happy

"What's the deal with Shelly, she's smiling all the time?"
"Ya, I know what you mean, total resting bliss face!"

by bertio mattack September 3, 2019