A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.
After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.
by Mark8 April 15, 2007
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A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.
A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.
She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.
Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.
Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.
by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022
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by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 13, 2014
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Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.
Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.
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by Richard Slick February 26, 2009
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Nick: i would lick you and then i would eat you out.
Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.
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by baby loveeeee June 23, 2008
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Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009
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