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Resolutionists

A person(s) who resolves on New years to take care of themselves in the new year and improve their lifestyle
I couldn't get on the treadmill in the gym becasue they were all being used by resolutionists
by Wordsmith Dave August 17, 2010
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New Week's Resolution

During first week of the New Year, most people are enthusiastic about their resolutions. After this week, however, their zeal begins to dwindle, and soon they've forgotten all about their resolution. Thus instead of a New Year's resolution, it's a New Week's resolution, seeing as it only lasts a week.
Did you see the line of traffic for the gym?
It's just their New Week's resolutions.

I can't believe how many people in our neighborhood are recycling!
It'll end soon. It's New Week.
by M.C. Panjada January 8, 2009
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resolution

The maximum number of pixels that can be displayed on a monitor, and a measurement for e-penis size.
A: I'm playing counter-strike on 1024x768 resolution.
B: LOL! NOOB I'M USING 1600x1200!
by JyL. September 21, 2005
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Summer Resolution

A summer resolution is like a New Year's resolution but is made at the beginning of the summer. These usually involve leisure activities such as golfing, boating, camping, or fishing, but may also include tasks around the house such as landscaping, roofing, or gardening. Unlike New Year's resolutions, these often do not succeed due to a simple lack of enough time. People often realize they have not succeeded around the 4th of July.
My summer resolutions were to golf and fish more. It is now the 4th of July and I have not done either one yet!
by New English April 5, 2010
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New Years Resolution

Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.
New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."
by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015
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quarantine resolution

A list, or singular item of things you would like to accomplish while in quarantine.
Man who knows how long we will be in quarantine, a good time to start on my quarantine resolution.
by citizen_4.2 April 25, 2020
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New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
by big hm December 27, 2022
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