release the firehose

To take a piss!

A: I'll be right back!
B: Hey! Where are you going, man?
A: I'm gonna release the firehose.

by bragaboy February 14, 2014

Reflection and tranquility room

Restroom toilet pisser porcelain thrown crapper shitter break powder room bathroom stall publicbathroom dropping a deuce pissing shitting alone time

I will be back. I'm going to the reflection and tranquility room. "Why do you call the bathroom that"...reflection is what I achieve from the mirror, deep into my soul after the tranquility I've experienced from a full emptying of my guts".

Hey, I left you some lines in the reflection and tranquility room-: bruh you're the best!

by hardyanimal December 13, 2019

Pressure Release Valve

Alternative name for penis, usually used amongst males or as a joke.

Hey Matt you took a long time in the washroom, were you tampering with your release valve or something?

Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?

Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve

by LessOffensive September 20, 2009

Google Reflex

During conversation, when any debatable topic point is raised, an automatic response to pull out one's smart phone and Google it.

Dick: "I thought licorice candy had anise in it."

Jane: "I thought licorice is a different plant than anise."

Dick: (retrieving HTC Incredible from pocket) "Hold on, I'll Google it!"

Jane: "Not again! You need to see a doctor about your Google Reflex."

by Mr Eks June 16, 2010

Close reflex

The close reflex is a reflex many internet users gain, be it from pop-ups, shock sites or Rick Roll's.

The close reflex is triggerd when similar parts of the brain react to an image on a computer screen, like the throat does when fingers or penis are forced into the mouth. Making it related to the gag reflex.

Mark is browsing the internet, when his friend John sends him a link on msn to website called <Insert disgusting shock image website here>. Upon the webpage loading, he instantly looks away in disgust, and his close reflex kicks in. His hand quickly moves up and to the right and clicks. Causing the web page to be closed within seconds.

by Highest Velocity June 27, 2010

Elevator Reflex

When in an elevator it is the tendency of people to avoid looking at another's face or acknowledging another person. It is caused by a lack of ease which comes from people being forced to intrude on each other’s personal space within the confines of an elevator. Personal space is the region around a person which they psychologically consider to be theirs. If this space is invaded by another person they will feel threatened and uneasy.

Inside an elevator people are forced to stand closer together than they would otherwise. This invasion of each other's personal space makes each person feel uneasy. To deal with the feeling of invasion people look upward or at the elevator numbers in an attempt to ignore the intrusion into their space. This the elevator reflex

by Beowulf_Cam May 28, 2010

reflectophobia

the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).

guy1: gosh i hate seeing myself in mirrors
guy2: it's fine you just have reflectophobia

by basment dweller August 10, 2018