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requirements

Having all the "elements" someone would want. Such as body, with personality, and a good job, or just a low ball set of things you want to find in a mate. Rack and an ass, money and a fly ride, easy and cute, etc.
She/He has all the "requirements" to be my next Ex-(Girlfriend/Boyfriend)!
by Jake D. February 4, 2004
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system requirements

What attributes your computer must have to be able to run or install a program, eg. hard drive space, RAM, processor speed, etc.
The system requirements for this game is 128MB RAM, 400MHz processor, and 1GB of free hard drive space.
by Isi Oamen February 8, 2004
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Catalonian Retirement Home

This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.

They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.

Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present

Guy 2: Yeah me too

Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present

Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home

Guy 4: But I like my grandmother

Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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requirementoring

The bread and butter of the consulting/professional services business. Essentially, requirementoring is the practice of listening to what a client thinks they want and/or has been mandated to do and then translating that into a practical list of actionable requirements that they can believe they came up with on their own.
Hey Phillip, How are are things coming on the Penske project?

Dude we are so behind, I had to spend all of last week requirementoring the whole executive team!
by Madmonkee II January 21, 2011
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system requirements

The minimum requirements that your computer must meet in order to run a certian piece of software...

Rephrased: What your computer must have installed in it before it can run this program.
System Requirements: 300Mhz Pentium Processor and 128Mb RAM.
by Darvell January 28, 2004
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rehirement

Pronunciation: \ri-ˈhī(-ə)r-mənt\
Function: noun

1 a : an act of rehiring : the state of being rehired b : after unceremoniously having your position or occupation eliminated by a company that you have given the best years of your life’s work to and being unable to find meaningful work elsewhere in the succeeding year, said company one year later employs you albeit in a different division and at a lower wage scale thus leaving you wondering why you didn’t spend the past 6 months in Italy enjoying yourself instead of worrying about your ever dwindling severance package and pounding your head against the wall trying to find your next great career move.
2 : a job
After being out of work for exactly one year, on June 1 I begin my new job. In spite of this, I am looking forward to my rehirement.
by I love my job May 29, 2010
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Retirement Beard

A bead grown soon after retirement
I'm quitting my job and growing a retirement beard just like David Letterman.
by Stylecouncler September 17, 2018
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