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Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.
by BAMF MD May 21, 2011
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reppin'

as in representing, often used to say something is awesome or cool
"man your new jumper is reppin'"
"i know dude"
by neridaa November 23, 2007
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Reppin

The Watcher knows how to be reppin the Orl area.
by Da Watcher May 17, 2004
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eyebrow repair

When a female is filling in/drawing on her eyebrows, and after both are finished, she comes to the realization that they aren't quite symmetrical; therefore resulting in having to undergo 'eyebrow repair' without harming adjacent makeup.
female #1: "shit! I was drawing my eyebrows on, and they look totally different..."
female #2: "thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"
by pinkbabi December 21, 2009
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repair

to get your flatbend sorted. (search flatbed)
chris "andrew you better get a repair"
andrew copp "i like my flatbed"
chris "hows that working for you?"
andrew copp "i think well"
by chineese man February 10, 2008
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Chainsaw Repair

A term used when a man with a penis that sees a lot of sexual action/tears through a lot of vagina has to see a doctor due to damage done to the penis.
"I have to get my chainsaw repaired tomorrow. Fucked about a dozen girls last night and I think I did some serious damage."
by sirWilliamRaleigh April 19, 2010
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Sorin Repair

A shoddy repair that although works, is subpar in quality and/or exterior look, often shunned by more expert repairmen.
"That's a Sorin repair"
by Master Sorin May 19, 2019
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