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redneck grenade

The improper disposal of solid human waste when camping whereby the producer of said waste tosses it into the camp site of unsuspecting fellow campers.
When camping along the Duck River in Tennessee, Billy Bob pooped on a plate and tossed the redneck grenade like a frisbee onto the river bank where canoers later discovered it in horror.
by RedneckBilly April 29, 2010
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redneck ferrari

any corvette from 97 and up.
bobby joe just got a redneck ferrari, now he thinks he is the king of the trailer park
by A-Diesel July 23, 2011
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Redneck Ketchup

(n). Synonymous to ranch dressing, preferably the cheapest brand on the shelf. The type of dressing that low socioeconomic status individuals use to douse their diabetes-inducing foodstuffs, ranging anywhere from hot-pockets to pizza, or anything else imaginable.
Wife: "Hey, Cletus! You 'unna stop 'n pick up that possum on the side 'a the road, there?"
Husband: "Iffin' we've got some redneck ketchup at home to slather on it for dinner."
by Kruz22 November 15, 2013
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Redneck Fencing

The act of fencing with a pitchfork. Red hair adds to the experience.
James died during a match of Redneck Fencing.
by trenlr911 November 2, 2014
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Redneck Thunder

The rumbling cacophony of far-off Fireworks or Mortars, usually heard after the sun goes down.
Spouse: Is that Thunder?

You: Yeah, Redneck Thunder...
by A2endorser December 5, 2014
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redneckery

The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer while crying about how much you miss your hot cousin and her 3 teeth.
Danny, who, though a series of bar brawls and general redneckery ended up with TWO chipped eye teeth resulting in a gap in the shape of an inverted letter V.
by AronP September 3, 2006
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redneck crazy

When you find out you have been cheated on and you relentlessly harass the cheater and their side action.
I caught my girlfriend kissing some guy at the bar and I went redneck crazy. I dumped a pitcher of beer on them and slashed their tires on my way through the parking lot.
by Houdini The Great September 14, 2013
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