Red Star FC

A new football team based in Armagh, Ireland. Red Star FC started in July 2009 and was the result of the amalgation of two local teams, Armagh Athletic and Ashley FC. Red Star FC play in the 3rd division of the Mid Ulster Football League and are expected to win the league and league cup this year by all teams. Their record win to date is 14-0 against Sporting Lisburn Road although their greatest victory to date is 4-1 against local rivals, Armagh Rovers. Red Star FC has some real up and coming football stars such as Anto, the speddy left footed assassin. C. Hunk also known as "the wall" cause no one gets past him and Fash, known as the "Gingerbeard Man" cause of his hairy ginger beard.

Red Star FC trashed Armagh Rovers 4-1.

Rhino: Who beat us 4-1?

Anto: Red Star FC did you twit, sure you were watching it!

by M1ster A September 26, 2009

red star lesbian

A lesbian who likes to muff-munch during Auntie Flo's visits

"But, it's that time of the month!" "It's cool. I'm all into the red star thing."

"I heard Jane likes to go down on girls during that time. What is she, a vampire?" "No, she's a red star lesbian."

by CrimsonTideForever September 8, 2011

restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

by Chris May 13, 2005

Restard

Derived from an online racing game NASCAR RACING 4. People who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. The reason is because this point of the race is called a "Restart" and the people who don't pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are RETARDED. Good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. So therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts... or people whore are just retarded in general, are RESTARDED.

"Fuckin' get on the gas! DeucesWild, you're a fuckin' RESTARD!"

by Cheesemania April 27, 2007

Restard

When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.

'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

restard

A combination of RETARD and RESTART.

A person who restarts computer for every computer related problem thinking that it will solve issues.

Tili is such a restard. He restarted computer because of SSL certificate error.

by Tili October 26, 2010

Red Star FC

A football team from Armagh Northern Ireland. They were formed when two local team who regularly got thrashed by their local rivals Armagh Rovers joined forces as the players openly fancied each other. On their website they attract players by claiming that shower time after games is the ultimate funtime for their players.

Anto: Hey philly fancy some fun time in the showers?

Philly: Yuck, im no Red Star FC player, put that wee thing away!

Fash: Im up for it!

Jim: Me too!!!

by Red Star Bhoys October 27, 2009