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Reclusibate

V. Masturbating out of pure boredom because you are very recluse.
I have no friends, so I decide to reclusibate quite often.
by Hinga Dinga Durgen October 23, 2013
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reclusively

Sincerely and Reclusively yours,
by Firstmover December 17, 2020
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reclussy

A brown recluse's pussy.
I'ma stuck that reclussy in my bussy!
by Ophidia_75 May 10, 2023
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Reclusivity

The exclusion of certain people because your intimidated they might steal your girl or embarrass you based solely on their alpha male superiority and having the JUICE!
They won't let him participate in reclusivity because they just straight hate on him based solely on his vibe.
by Ultimate Underdog February 5, 2026
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racluse

a idiot who spends too much time on his own
the racluse is a idiot
by EzioReal June 10, 2025
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Brownus Reclusus

Any smallish spider identified by an amateur from a "what is this" photo on the internet.

Identification is accomplished based on two criteria:
1. It's brown (applies for any color beige through black, including off-shades of blue and possibly green)
2. They're "not sure, but" (always applies)

In all such cases the spider can be positively ID'd as the deadly browus reclusus.
OP: I just saw this little guy in my shoe/on a window/on my toothbrush/anywhere else people are. Does anyone know what it is? Should I be worried?

A: I'm not sure, but it looks like the deadly brownus reclusus to me. Don't bother getting another opinion, you're just going to have to burn down the neighborhood.
by Slaymeister November 19, 2021
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Se stai troppo tempo a casa impazzirai.
Marco aveva ragione.

Impazzire dalla reclusione quarantenaria è giusto perchè non abbiamo ascoltato Marco
by Kebbaro April 19, 2020
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