A piece of paper your school gives you, thinking you are going to have your parents sign it. Normally contains the letter "F" or "E" followed by comments from your teachers on how bad of a student you are.
Just got my report card, looked at it, all Fs, took to the teacher like: Throw some Ds on the bitch!
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- Soulja Boy Tellem
by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007
Get the report card mug.So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.
Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
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Person 1:You are clearly more bored.
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Person 1:You are clearly more bored.
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Reffered to in the movie "Office Space", when Peter Gibbons's boss lectures him on the 'proper way to file TPS reports'.
by Joe February 20, 2004
Get the tps reports mug.Lay reports (LRs) chronicle one's full-closes in his PUA journey. They are used to share information with others on the same path by detailing how they went from point A to point Bed.
Lay report by Smoothgame: We left the party together, and had a long awkward quite walk back to her apt. We got there still didnt say a word and proceeded to her room. i layed down on the bed and she turned on the tv and went to the bathroom to take off her nice clothes. We had already been making out before so i wasnt worried about first move.
She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night
She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night
by Dboy123 January 12, 2010
Get the Lay report mug.A method of checking up on a person's movements using the report features of SMS texts that let the sender know when their message has been received. Useful when the recipient may be in an area with no reception such as a subway system.
by Robert Dawes February 14, 2007
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A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.
If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.
A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.
If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.
My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.
HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!
HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!
by SkiUtah119 May 26, 2019
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