La Ream

An individual who can talk for hours on end...specifically about their child. Someone who requires an e-mail or quick phone call in order to relieve harassment.

I was trying to do some work at my desk and a "La Ream" confronted me...taking 2.5 hours from my life.

by Joe Schmoey March 26, 2008

d'ream

a little wanker

person 1: d'ream is sooo asshole person 2: I agree

by probablynotme January 31, 2022

getting your ass reamed

getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed

getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over

by bluebear January 2, 2020

reamed accordingly

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.

He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.

by Stainless Steel Cat May 7, 2008

reamed out

(verb)
1. to get verbally assaulted as punishment or reprimand for one's foolishness or errors.

2. to have the outer rim of a bodily orifice, for example an anus, mangled or bludgeoned beyond repair, thus expanding and/or loosening said orifice and rendering it useless.

1. Debbie: "Why the long face?"
Mark: "I got reamed out by my boss today for storing feces in my desk."

2. Steve "What's with all the feces in your desk?"
Mark: "I got my asshole reamed out. I can no longer maintain my bowels."

by Decguy1 December 15, 2011

reamocles

(n.) A sexually transmitted disease consisting of pussy boils in and around the genitals. Also responsible for excessive sweating.

After moving to Boston and prostituting herself in order to pay for a new piercing fetish, Slick contracted a nasty case of the reamocles.

by Sly February 24, 2005

Reamed

To Ream, to annihilate the ass-hole of your sexual partner while performing anal sex.

After I reamed her ass last night I feel L337 as hell.

by Griffin December 12, 2004