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The Baby Mind Reader

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Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006
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Reader's Block

The process of reading a piece of literature without remembering a word that you read. A moment in one's life where they cannot for the life of them bring themselves to pick up a book and read.
Guy 1: I love this book, it's so good! What are you reading, Guy 2?

Guy 2: I just read the first page of "To kill a mockingbird" and didnt comprehend a word. I must have Reader's Block.
by Mr.JamesGoudie May 28, 2009
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Comment Reader

1. A person who goes around his/her friend's myspace and reads that person's comments.

2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.
Jimmy: Hey Suzie, I see you invited Jake to the concert but not me!

Suzie: How did you know?

Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace

Suzie: You Comment reader!!!

Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!
by D-Ron Kelso August 15, 2006
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box reader

Someone who falsly represents themself as a technological authority by using trendy buzz-words he or she read on the backs of modem boxes at Wal-Mart.
#hackersHideaway
<BO2KUSR>Man, I really pipeline burst attacked that guy a few minutes ago over my SLIP 300BAUD-T4 connection to his telnet.

<AOLsiPWNM3>Whoa, cool. How did you do that? I heard he had 512 bit IP address encryption with smurf spoof.

<@g0d>STFU yuo fsckin' box readers!
by Zor Prime December 2, 2003
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Pokimane x reader

HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GONNA FIND A POKIMANE FANFICTION, KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED SIMP
If you unironically were searching for a pokimane x reader fanfiction, kill yourself right now.
by I eat poop 69 April 13, 2022
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Reader.

A sick individual. Killed my mom. I always knew he was the real deal, but his internet antics made me think he was all fun and games. I thought he was COOL
Reader. has been all over the web. He goes by several different names and has been banned from every board he posts at.
by butthurtFAGGOT July 6, 2009
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The Reader

An amazing movie with Kate Winslet that is about sexual tension. Set during The Holocaust.
I just watched The Reader and I cried so much! It was so sad!
by poolshark01989 May 26, 2009
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