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Randoms

A commonly misused Facebook album title, actually meaning a series of carefully composed photos which make the subject look more attractive than they really are.
"Here are some randoms of me in dim lighting and a push up bra."
by jenoduh June 30, 2009
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randomnessia

A sickness that has struck most teens.
An act of being random.
Something that can never be cured as well.
Jessie: RAWR! MEOW.
Ken: Are you okay?
Jessie: -licking herself-
Ken: -sigh- she has randomnessia...
by MOMOPOW3R August 10, 2008
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Randomosity

Having the properties of being random. Really, really random. Room of small ADD kids on hallucinogens random.
You did (blank) in a (blank)?!? I can't take this kind of randomosity, get the hell away from me you nutcase!
by Mr. R (was taken) August 15, 2006
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randomosity

a person who suffers from this...consistantly blurts out random words, phrases, questions, or statements.
Dr.- "I could clearly see that this person is randomostic, this problem is known as randomosity"
by Nichelle December 24, 2006
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Randomism

Practically an Ideology in comedy and is used by comedians to generate humour. The concept of "Randomism" is where a person just says the completely most unexpected thing in order to get a laugh. The idea is to be as random as possible with topics.
Lee Evans, Steven Wright, Emo Phillips, Lee Mack, Dylan Moran are all comedian examples of these randomists.

E.g. The Comedian Dylan Moran uses "Randomism" in his stand up
by Billy Benny Benji February 13, 2008
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Randomness

The act of being random.

Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.
Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness!

Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.
by MsAnonn July 30, 2009
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Randomer

Someone of no real significance or importance in your life, who's just kind of there as part of the human population waiting to return to their nest. They could someday be important to you, but until then they are still just a randomer.
*You're opening a locker next to a randomer who is also opening his locker*
You: What's up.
Randomer: Hey, not much, you?
You: Nice, not much.
Randomer: Cool, later.
You: Later.
*You both leave the lockers and forget about each others' existence*
by subtalvik2 May 17, 2011
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