Rectal Rambler

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.

The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.

by AmosOtis February 6, 2009

the rumbles

When your tummy gurgles and hurts. Usually, after a Taco Bell binge.

Man that Taco bell gave me the rumbles!!

by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005

making the brown rumble

When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.

"Oh, no, here comes that slobby truck driver again. He comes here just for the purpose of making the brown rumble and never buys anything. Quick, get the "out of order" sign for the restroom.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

rabble rouser

One who starts trouble.

Don't invite that kid to a party, he's a real rable rouser.

by Chris May 13, 2005

rambler

One who roams the streets less traveled,
kickin' up dust along the way

"That Jane, shes a rambler. Never know where she'll go next or when she'll be back"

by Honey Britches March 13, 2009

kentucky cunt rumbler

when your going down on a girl you burp inside her and then she quiffs it out on your face

I was eating out this girl and you know I always burp after a great meal. I decided to pull a kentucky cunt rumbler on her. I had a massive burp coming up, so I blew it in her and she quiffed it out all over my face.

by vomitous May 2, 2011

Rumble Pony

When a guy is riding reverse cowboy style with his male partner. During the act of anal sex, the rider farts aggressively enough to make his partner's penis rumble.

A late night session of Rumble Pony ends with a very stinky room.

by Louminator69 November 7, 2018