Bell Ringing

Holding and wanting to take a shit so bad to a point were its crowning.

Two guys hiking in the woods. Guy 1 with a haste.

Guy 1: I got a bell ringing.

Guy 2: Lucky you brought some toilet paper.

by jagaimothebandit November 16, 2010

Ringing in the New Year

This one is great because it works for both same sex and cross gender relationships. Ringing in the New Year refers to when two lovers, upon getting married, decide in lieu of wedding bands to simultaneously insert a finger into each others' rectum.

The newlyweds celebrated their marriage by Ringing in the New Year together.

by nasty dan December 31, 2009

Raining cats and dogs

As correctly stated, this is a literal phrase dating from 17th century England. Back in the day, peasants used what little land they owned for crops and such, so could not afford to keep cats and dogs on their land. As a result, people used to keep their animals on the thatched roofs of their cottages. When it rained heavily, the thatching became very perilous and slippery, causing the cats and dogs to fall off!

Oh golly, it sure is raining cats and dogs old chap!

by NickR June 22, 2005

raining sideways

When shit is just overly crazy and uncontrolled.

Daquan, these bitches be getting white girl wasted up in that bitch, shit is raining sideways.

by MFXtreme August 29, 2014

raining douches

When a series of people say "douche," hence forth making it sound like it's raining douches.

Guy 1:"Dude you're such a douche!"
Guy 2: "Doucheeee"
Guy 3: "Doucheeee"
Guy 1: "Doucheeee"
Guy 2: "It's raining douches!"

by shacklehoot January 21, 2010

ringing doorbells

When you push a girls nipples and say DING DONG

Female: He was ringing doorbells
Female 2: i wish my man would ring my doorbells

by Phillip Marine March 5, 2014

Raining April

Anal sex. This can also mean anal rape, and is a code for anal sex in public.

"Hey, Jimmy, guess what? I was raining april all over Kate last night!"

"I love to Rain April on people!"

"Hey, did you hear the news? Some guy got put in prison for Raining April on some people!"

by Whittsnake May 24, 2005