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Dirty Ryker

The act of making your girlfriends best friend orgasm repeatedly while your girlfriend watches.
Holy shit Jim got to Dirty Ryker with Sara as Kelly watched.
by ProPleaser September 9, 2021
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Dirty Ryker

The act in which a male fists himself to the point of anal contusions while jacking off with a sandpaper glove. Then proceeds to defecate and allow the female to consume the ripped asshole, dick skin, and feces with only her tongue.
“Sorry man I can’t come over tonight. I was hospitalized trying to perform a Dirty Ryker.”
by Penisman1987 April 23, 2020
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A Riker’s Island green cup experience

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!
A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023
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Riker’s Island green cup

Riker’s Island green cup — part of a basic personal kit an inmate receives upon entering Riker’s Island prison. This cup has a multipurpose function allowing an inmate to shave, brush his teeth, drink water, or make a hot beverage to drink — using prison ingenuity — while in his cell. Often when prisoners “graduate” — leave prison — they bring their green cup with them both as a memento and a reminder.

You don’t ever want to be put into a position where you have to use a Riker’s Island green up; or, to actually learn and experience how useful and versatile it is in the life of a prisoner.
Allen Weisselberg is drinking out of Riker’s Island green cup. Let him sip out of it for a bit; because If they sweat him a little and threaten him with more time; he may just flip on Donald Trump.

You know how they do new prisoners who don’t know how to jail; have no clout; and, no set to have their back. There is no such thing as soft time or short time on Riker’s Island.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 3, 2023
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Ryder Nigga

GTA: SA Spoilers Ahead A bitch-aas nigga that betrays the homies of Grove Street by working with Officer Tenpenny, Ballas, and a Chubby Mothefucka' that can't aim fo' shit; Ryder also roasts my nigga CJ when he drives.

"Same old CJ, BUSTA', straight busta!" -Ryder
"I got with them mothefuckers though, showed them niggas who's gangsta! Ryder Nigga! Ninja style!"
by NiggaHarambe June 13, 2018
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Ryder off

To spontaneously retreat home, often citing outlandish and ridiculous reasons
"We had a great night planned, but Jeremy had to ryder off"
by DanAshmore July 6, 2012
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Riker's Beard

Euphemism for a moment in time (typically in pop culture) where something or someone that was lackluster and/or underachieving suddenly and surprisingly became much better and exciting. Taken from Star Trek - The Next Generation, which many fans considered wanting until Commander Riker grew a beard at the start of Season Two, after which the show was solid and well-received for the rest of its run.
"Heather Locklear joining the cast of Melrose Place was that show's Riker's Beard moment."

"Ben Cherrington (Boston Red Sox GM) trading expensive malcontents like Carl Crawford and Josh Beckett to the LA Dodgers was a Riker's Beard for his career (and the Red Sox) if ever I saw one."

"Little did the New England Patriots know it at the time, but when Mo Lewis knocked Drew Bledsoe out in Week 2 of 2001, it would become a Riker's Beard for the franchise."

"The fact that Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics GM) turned getting boned in the 2008 NBA Draft Lottery into a Riker's Beard is still staggering to me."
by Honk4Gronk June 21, 2013
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