Royce-God

1. In role-playing games, films and television, a character created who can literally do or be anything, or defeat any other character or situation regardless of the difficulty. A highly derogatory term, first used in the early 1990's at SIU-Carbondale. The plural form is Royce-Gods.

In the latter 'Matrix' films, Neo is boring because he's become a Royce-God.

by Brother Grimace October 9, 2005

royce me

Among common gentlemen the species of doddsy noycey and furthyermore the founder of idiocy joycey have become household names. The founder one Rev'd Joyce is the captain of the clan. He invented royceing. To royce someone is to lubricate the underside of their doddsy and then noyce it as hard as you can.

How dare you call my mum a slag, now im gunna royce you really hard!
Fuking royce me!
Cum on aand royce me you big dicked mother fucker!
Shut up and royce me you chinese dodds
I fuking hate you joycey, royce me though

by Rev'd Noycey February 28, 2008

Royce Landon

While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.

Guy no. 1: "How did it go last night?"

Guy no. 2: "Royce Landon."

Guy no. 1: "I worship you!"

by Royce Landon December 6, 2007

Royce-Feat

In role-playing games, films and television, an outlandishly superhuman action performed by a Royce-God. Many actions actions of this nature performed withing a short time are known as Royce-Feats.

In the 'Charlie's Angels' films, the Angels are known for their many unbelievable Royce-Feats.

by Brother Grimace October 9, 2005

Royce Beattie

An unsociable person, who never come out with his friends (if he now has any)

"Look that guys such a Royce Beattie"

by meroyceme November 6, 2013

royce stricker

a joto nacion who loves it up the butt and proves that it does not come out in the wash

some guy jumped out at me in a thong and stripper boots recting the pre amble asking if i had any spare condums, he was acting like a big royce stricker

by joto nacion May 2, 2008

royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.

Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!

by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009