moon-dog roofie

The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.

My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night.

by Bob Bedford January 9, 2009

relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon

"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"

by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009

dream roofie

Verb; When you remember hardly anything about your dream excluding one or two extremely vague details. Also, when you wake up, realize how awesome your dream was last night while mentally reminding yourself to tell someone, then completely forgetting what your dream was about ten minutes later.

Something about Chuck Norris... I don't know, I think I might have been slipped a dream roofie.

by pseudonympseudonympseudonymp December 3, 2010

Friend Roofie

Too add more alcohol to a friend's drink, when they're not looking.

Guys, Anne isn't looking! Friend roofie her drink!

by Vegasryn September 13, 2014

A Roofie of Chads

A group of popular, overly confident, sexually active and predatory young white CIS males who seem like they would roofie a girl’s drink at a bar.

A Roofie of Chads came into the bar and all of the women covered their drinks and wouldn’t go near them.

by Rubyredjess July 13, 2021

Self-roofie

The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).

Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!

by wittylass February 10, 2010

goofy roofie

when a girl of a mature age, wants to have sex with a unmature high school kid. usaully a goofy tall white kid with buck teeth who is 85% of the time at home watching cartoons with his mom. She gives him a roofie wtf else.

Kaydee-yo bitch u gonna fuck that honkey ass twig of a little fuck.
lissa-hell yea but that mutha fuckin little fuck is a pussy ass little virgin, gonna have to slip that little bitch a goofy roofie
Gideon- hell yea fuck that lil nigga up-

by Gchild f Baby December 17, 2007