roffles my woffles

Roffles my woffles oll teh roffling timffle..

That dude Roffles my woffles

by Burdy January 25, 2005

roffles

Extended version of "rolling on the floor laughing". Used ironically to extend the short-form: rofl.

Roffles, Waffles, and Toast!

by Mark O'Sullivan January 13, 2008

roofies

Intoxicating a girl with the cuteness of your puppies, such that she will bang you. Roof, roof!

I took my puppy over to Katies house and she got so into it, we hit the skins. Thanks to the roofies.

by the fuuuuck? August 20, 2011

roofle points

Points attained by making a funny statement. Roofle points are tabulated by the grand rooflemeister, a position elected locally by the county.

"When i suggested that Brian has regular sex with dogs, i scored some major roofle points"

by roofles February 4, 2003

Roffles Charge

When it becomes necessary to initiate a charge of magnificent proportion. This is time for a Roffles Charge.

OMG we r bein pwnt ... we must Roffles Charge

by [cool]Jesta March 23, 2005

roofies

a drug usually slipped in drinks at parties, called the "date-rape drug" because it makes u all fucked up so the dude that slipped it in can rape u n shit

"I slipped a roofie in that bitch's drink and fucked her all night long"

by blah October 27, 2004

roofle

Rolling on the floor laughing on a roof.

This thatching is hilarious!! Roofle!!!

by sleevetronic October 26, 2009