road grode

A greasy, sticky, funky, red-eyed, furry-toothed and generally unpleasant state reached after several hours of travelling by car, plane, train or other long distance form of transportation.

After 10 hours in the car, Gordon and Ramsay were rocking some wicked road grode.

by mcniggle505 November 18, 2014

Road Beaver

The act of pleasing your woman when it is her turn to drive during your cross country summer vacation.

I'm tired of getting Road Head. I want you to drive now, so I can give you some Road Beaver.

by NonnaK July 26, 2010

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.

Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!

by jeffermac August 10, 2019

Road Rage

Taking your rage out on the road, especially on those motherfuckers who cut you off or tailgate you.

That guy CUT ME OFF!!! WHAT THE SHIT?!! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!! YOU AIN'T GETTIN' AWAY FROM ME, MOTHAFUCKA!!!

by rock fan February 24, 2003

road banana

a banana that is use in the way as road beer but only more healthy. you hang it out your pocket while you walk form place to place, normally when your piss drunk, as the road banana holder it is your job to, watch for people to chuckle at it. also known as the potassium bomb.

n: were hiting the road steph.
steph: just a sec ill grab a road banana,
n: sounds stellar chief i could use some potassium.
steph: road beer man too broski?
n: no there just way too over rated.

by stepstam March 24, 2011

Road Sign Quarterback

A simple game with one or more players. Consist of driving along empty highway, taking empty bottles, usually freshly consumed, throwing them from the moving vehicle at oncoming road signs. One point per smashed bottle. For the ametures this is easily accomplished from the passanger side of the vehicle, but the seasoned veterans have been known to score a few points from the drivers side.

Man, I was 500 last night at Road Sign Quarterback while driving up here.

by Wayside September 25, 2006

road-ho

A female travel companion; wing-girl.

I, and my road-ho Sue, am going to Front Royal in the Fall when the leaves change colors.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 27, 2021