rngesus

The deity responsible for situations that are determined largely by luck, chance, or randomness in online games. Derived from RNG, which means "random number generator."

"Praise RNGesus, my Mad Bomber just kills all of his minions" (Hearthstone).

by jrad115 January 10, 2014

RNGsus

The one and only TRUE god of random number generation, who decides on all matters relating to 'skill' based moves, abilities, critical hits, dice rolls and many other delectable goodies.

Non-Believer: "Man, I have hit her six times and haven't got a critical hit!"
Disciple: "Should of prayed to RNGsus..."

Disgruntled player: " 17% chance of a bash and he does it three times in a row!"
Converted servant: " RNGsus is on his side!"

by PsychoSi May 18, 2017

RNGods

An unknown collection of deities responsible for dice throws and other random number generation.
Used jokingly to blame a greater power when random numbers are involved.

Pray to the RNGods that I make this dice throw guys.

by Zendric January 13, 2017

RNGsus

Slang; a pun of RNG and Jesus, used when an RNG (random possibility) object gives the very best, very worst, or weirdest possible result out of a nearly-endless pool of possibilities.

example: "RNGsus!! Why do my opponents keep getting critical hits on me but never get any on then?!?"

by HyperChu July 10, 2016

RNGG

When the game is over at the hand of pure luck of the RNG, for example by a critical hit or a 10% chance to proc an effect activating.

Lanturn used Discharge!
Critical hit!
Machamp is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Machamp is paralyzed! It can't move!

Player: RNGG

Lanturn used Ice Beam!
Machamp fainted!

by Fokson February 28, 2014

rngm

Real niggas get money

Jack - so you're telling me you rather fuck money than bitches
Paul yes cause rngm

by coconutmind June 14, 2014

RNGous

a word used on runescape used as an alternative for "lucky"

David: Wow, i've been really RNGous lately

by I D Fine May 16, 2017