rez car

a well aged vehicle, often found on the rez, with many dents, an unmentionable amount of rust and odor, as well as missing numerous key elements such as, but not limited to side view mirrors, functioning engine parts, either bumper, any or all four hubcaps etc. any of the aforementioned parts may also be fastened by an adhesive such as gorilla glue, scotch, duct or any other various form of tape. also known as a beater.

"man, i had to retape my bumper on today."
"what a rez car."

by anishinaabe January 23, 2010

Rez car [piece of shit car]

A car that can be started with a screwdriver. Plastic covering one or more windows. Mirrors may be missing or secured with duct tape. Brake lights may covered with red tape. Has a rag for a gas cap. Four bald tires. A car long passed it's prime.

That piece of shit your driving is a real rez car.

by Resdawg2 May 30, 2005

Rez pot

A Rez pot is a crack head house on a reservation, they usually sell weed, meth, ect, there mostly common in tralloir courts, there house is usually dirty on the inside and on the outside too.

"Aye cousin do you want to move out that rez pot?"
"Yes it is tough living here"

by Otak_U June 10, 2021

rez dog

An indistinct breed of dog that roams on an Indian Reservation Usually they appear to be A mix of Rottweiler, Pit Bull and German Shepherd. Many times they limp are very lean from getting shot at and poisoned frequently.

"I hope our fluffy didn't get knocked up by one of those rez dogs."

by Sean Combs September 19, 2006

Rez Runner

An old, beat-up car from an Indian reservation.

That nasty rez runner has no windshield and a flat tire.

by night_hawk August 8, 2003

Rez Fans

Sports fans of the Navajo Nation of Arizona.

Extremely passionate for basketball games.

Sometimes football and volleyball.

Nearly 20,000 Rez Fans drive 300 plus miles to pack the seats of the NAU Walkup Skydome, Coyote Stadium, Jobing.com Arena, and US Airways Center (America West Arena) to watch high school basketball.

The reason why almost every high school on the Navajo Reservation has built a new basketball stadium.

Maybe the biggest and strongest high school fan bases in the USA.

Almost like a Gathering of the Nations but in Phoenix.

Phoenix Local 1: "Uh Oh, it's that time of year again! Playoff high school basketball! You guys better reserve your seating for your restaurants — now! Mexican, Chinese, Buffets, Steakhouses...they'll be packed pretty soon!"


AIA: "Yes! Yes! Yes! We will bring the basketball tickets from 5 dollars to 8 dollars. Then next year they will be 10 dollars! Oh Yes! Yes! (Evil laugh)"


Rez Fan 1: "MV's going to state! Are you gonna watch the game?"

Rez Fan 2: "I might bump into my ex."


Rez Fans: "Yay, go-go, go son, go yaz, boo, aaah, they almost had it, what foul? 'Ref's game'! Ref's Game!!!"
Cheering, laughing, applauding, yelling, stomping, jumping, screaming, praying, doing the wave, eating nachos-hamburgers-curly fries-pizza, saving seats, pendleton blanket covering 5 seats..........................................!

5A, 4A, 3A(East, West, South) fans: "Um...hmmm...uh...duh...mmm...go team go???"

by Chizhi Worm April 28, 2009

Rez Bomber

a really shitty car

Emillia drives a Rez Bomber,the car dies when you turn left

by .$.C.H.E.E.S.E.$. June 14, 2004