Real Raina Effect

The effect Raina gives off when someone first meets her and instantly has a crush, without Raina’s knowing. 50% of the they never act on it since she’s too amazing to believe the feeling is mutual. 40% of the something is said to someone about it from the person under the effect. 10% of the time the person under the effect says something to Raina themselves. 100% of the time Raina is completely shocked by how attractive she is to others, even after many examples of people confessing their love to her. The point is she is so amazing that most if not all peers she meets will feel romantically attracted to her.

Boy 1: I think I like Raina
Boy 2: Don’t we all? Must be the real Raina effect, But you gotta tell her!
Boy 1: But she’s so out of my league
Boy 2: What’s the worst that can happen

*Later*

Boy 1: Hey Raina, I think you’re great and I like you
Raina: Aaahhhhhh (In her head: Please don’t be a stalker please don’t be a stalker)

by PleaseGoToCanadaWithMe November 6, 2019

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

Real Author

A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.

"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"

by Skua September June 18, 2018

Real Girlfriend

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.

I have a real girlfriend!

by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012

real hitta

a kinda person who loyal,know they shit,always been there since day one,and alway stay 100 bout everything.

my mom is my real hitta

by Sally Hansen June 28, 2017

real neighbor hours

The time of day when your neighbors are sleeping so you can't make too much noise

We can't play twister right now man it's, real neighbor hours

by Emitninitsuj February 18, 2018

The Real Homie

Better then a best friend, a person that is there for you when you need them the most. A person you can tell anything too, no matter how strange. If they're of opposite sex they can have guy discussions by simply uttering/texting "Guy Mode" and vice versa. Even if they are upset with one another they still have the other persons back. Ultimately, being called the real homie is the greatest thing one can call a true real ass person. At the end of the day, yall friends for life.

Maria is the real homie, because she puts up Kevin's bs. Why does Kevin bs? Because he thinks her reactions are funny, but sometimes they can backfire.

Kevin is the real homie, because he can make Maria laugh/smile when she's angry/sad/upset.

by kidkid02 September 6, 2015