A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
by GullibleZine October 16, 2006
Get the Quote Criminal mug.Someone who, uncomfortable with social interaction, copes by communicating with every available cliché they can think of.
"Hi Hank, how's it going?"
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."
-(Hank is a status quoter)
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."
-(Hank is a status quoter)
by limegreen January 30, 2004
Get the status quoter mug.noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the quofe mug.The professor would have totally given me a better grade if I did not get quote sniped in every discussion.
by DJ Mikey Mike May 12, 2009
Get the Quote Snipe mug.Quoisexuality is a sexual orientation on the asexual spectrum. The use of the prefix quoi- originates with Quoiromantic (also known as WTFromantic or Whatromantic). While quoisexuality is often defined as being unable to distinguish sexual attraction from another type of attraction, this is not its only (or even primary) use.
Quoisexual is a broad term encompassing the experience of:
Being unsure if you experience attraction or not
Being unable to understand attraction as a concept or feeling
Finding the concept of attraction inaccessible, inapplicable, nonsensical
Being unable to define sexual attraction and so unable to say whether or not you experience it
Having difficulty distinguishing sexual attraction from other types of attraction
Struggling to find a sexual orientation that is applicable to you because attraction is too complicated or because none seem to fit
Not experiencing sexuality, sexual orientation or sexual attraction as it is normally defined.
(definition from rainbowpedia on wikia)
The quoisexual flag is black, white, green and cyan (horizontal, in that order)
Quoisexual is a broad term encompassing the experience of:
Being unsure if you experience attraction or not
Being unable to understand attraction as a concept or feeling
Finding the concept of attraction inaccessible, inapplicable, nonsensical
Being unable to define sexual attraction and so unable to say whether or not you experience it
Having difficulty distinguishing sexual attraction from other types of attraction
Struggling to find a sexual orientation that is applicable to you because attraction is too complicated or because none seem to fit
Not experiencing sexuality, sexual orientation or sexual attraction as it is normally defined.
(definition from rainbowpedia on wikia)
The quoisexual flag is black, white, green and cyan (horizontal, in that order)
Quoisexuality is not the same as questioning, and yet some idiots still claim that quoisexuals are 'just confused' and will 'understand it eventually'. No. Quoisexuals are not ' just confused' and will probably never understand it considering most of them have gone through a long process of trying to understand and have figured out that they can't. Go away and come back when you are better educated.
by melonsofthesky June 12, 2018
Get the quoisexuality mug.When you have to write an essay about something i.e. a book, you fill this essay with as many quotes as you can in order to make your essay look more meaty and meet the page criteria of the teacher.
Person A: Hey man, did you finish your essay for english yet? I've been up all night and i still don't even have half the pages i need.
Person B: Yea ofcourse, i pulled a quote-a-palooza on that shit, i bet you that our D&D nerd teacher will give me an A+ on it too.
Person B: Yea ofcourse, i pulled a quote-a-palooza on that shit, i bet you that our D&D nerd teacher will give me an A+ on it too.
by Jose Juan-Carlos Santallianez February 16, 2009
Get the Quote-a-palooza mug.Post 1 Ted: Hello there
Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}
Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}
Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}
Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}
Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}
Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}
Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
by Eviltechie August 29, 2010
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