Appalachian quilt orgy

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

by Prayergroup September 19, 2017

Quilt Guild

A bunch of bitchy women that feel they all know everything and aNY thing about quilting.

The meeting was a bust because the Quilt Guild couldn't agree on anything.

by Frustrated with stupidity November 7, 2016

the quilted gangbang

rape in the hood while knitting

I dressed up like superman and did the quilted gangbang it was quite hard

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017

Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017

red flag quilt

When someone's personality and experiences have so many red flags that you could make a quilt out of them

My friend's baby daddy already has two other baby mamas, he's too broke to live on his own and had to move back in with his mom, and he's 15 years older than her. One of these red flags on its own might not be a problem, but this man is a red flag quilt.

by gum in my hair March 6, 2025

Quilted pussy

Checkered pussy after waxing

I have a quilted pussy

by Yerp65 November 18, 2022

Getting quilted

When someone Drink or ingests alot of nyquil so that he/she may hallucinate and or trip getting some kind or euphoria for fighting off sleep depravation.

someone talking to there friend saying Im getting quilted tonight bro. meaning hes gonna get high off nyquil

by ajtman28 March 17, 2011