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Smelly Quarterback

When you dip your finger in your partner's balloon knot, enabling you to draw eyeblack under their eyes, a la Joe Montana 1986.
The sun was blinding on a hot August afternoon, as the sweat ran down my brow. I noticed Suzie was having trouble getting a good look at the Hairy Mosquito I was presenting to her, so I proceeded to give her a smelly quarterback.
by S. Lou July 21, 2008
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quarterbackin

I be quarterbackin all day nigga.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Quarterback

The guy who calls plays and throws the ball on a football field, usually getting the most credit even though without the line in front of him he would not get so much credit.
Hey, John is talking shit to Brian because Brian isn't the quarterback, let's open up the line next play and see how good John is then.
by manhandleit24 September 21, 2015
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Quarterback contact

The one person in the group who puts in the effort to organise shit, text people individually, and round up the troops.

Quarterback contacts can be found orchestrating elaborate plays on WhatsApp and iMessage groups to trick the whole squad into getting together.

Every group needs one.
William knows exactly who to say is coming to each person in the group to get them to show up. He’s the admin of 4 group chats and is always on his phone. He is his group’s Quarterback Contact.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Classroom Quarterback

The douche handing off all their work to the guy next to them and passing the class from anothers work
Guy 1: The Classroom quarterback just gave me all his work, fuck!

Guy 2: sorry for your luck dude.
by MONARCH95 May 2, 2011
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good quarterback

Something the Texans don't and never will have.
Example 1:

Broncos Fan: "Let's Go Manning"
Pats Fan: "Brady's better"
Texans Fan: "Cries"

Example 2:
"Can you spell Good Quarterback"
Texans Fan: uhhhh uhhhhh G-O-O-O-O-D Q-A-R-T-E-R-B-A-C-K-S
by MrSlimShady21 October 19, 2014
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quarterback

1. The leader of a football game. 2. the sexiest person on the field. 3.The most important person on the field. Throws TD passes and is often the hero. Known as a whimp. but gets more pussy than any other position. the pimp. gets all cheerleaders
All of the girls were trying to get the quarterback to have sex with them.
The quarterback walked into the club and the cheerleading team flocked to him.
by kaareem July 17, 2006
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