Quant

A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.

Joe Visionary: Building a school and lowering labor hours would improve the lives of these workers, and future generations of their children, enabling them to become self-sufficient contributors to the economy.

Quant: It would also cost more, lower productivity, raise spirits, and give them a mind of their own to branch out beyond simple labor -- not good for the bottom line, bro.

by liveMike January 11, 2014

Quant Jock

One who is exceptionally skilled in quantitative analysis. More often than not using Microsoft Excel, Crystal Ball, SPSS, etc. Generally someone in the fixed income securities or option trading fields who makes twice as much money trading on their own than at their job.

and here in the smallest cubicle is LiWei, our resident Quant Jock.
LiWei say hi.
"=IF(OR(C$4$=0,C$4$=NA),"Hello my name is LiRizzle",Ctrl+Alt+Del)

by Old Man Hibbard December 14, 2008

Quality Vs. Quantity

I had this conversation at lunch whether to go to McDonalds or Subway, Subway you get quality and McDonalds you get Quantity. We used whether you would want to screw an ugly fat girl a lot, or a really hot girl once... we went to Subway

Subway is good... McDonalds just isn't

by Dan December 2, 2003

Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

quantiwhoring

This term refers to a shotgun forum whore who shoots out any old post to get logged in the forum. Quantity, not quality (see qualiwhoring) is the issue for a good quantiwhoring individual.

"Nasa is such a quantiwhoring beotch, I can't believe he posted another poll..."

by MONKEE! April 20, 2005

quantavious dingleton

quandale dingle's 3rd cousin once removed. He is wanted for war crimes he allegedly committed in Northern Italy.

quantavious dingleton robbed me of my life savings.

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To light your dogs butt on fire and catch his poop in your mouth.

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by Quantavius hernandez the 67th April 28, 2022