Lang: Corr I had a right good Pank last night
Jax: What are you on about??
Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time
Jax: What are you on about??
Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time
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Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!
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To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.
I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006
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